My Best Budd

Been slack I know. Went to cool party in Kent yesterday. Instead of describing it here I'll just put a link to

Duncan Roy's Blog.


look for Sunday August 6. No way can I top his descriptions. e.g.

"We met Peter Mandleson (no special branch) wearing cricket whites who still maintains a lofty hauteur. Mandleson does not walk-he glides. Sadly, it was not the time or the place to challenge either of them about Blair sucking Bush's cock-although I was tempted. I think that special branch would have removed my plate of hot smoked salmon; man handled me into the balloon and cut it adrift."


Have a look. I'm in there sandwiched between Julian Clary and Lily Savage...

Or check out Duncan at:

www.myspace.com/duncanroy

Duncan is famous for directing Elizabeth Hurley in a movie and then saying in an interview:

"She thinks she is really beautiful. Well, when you have seen her first thing in the morning using a spatula to trowel in thick globs of foundation on her old acne marks, she's not that attractive any more."

and other stuff. At this point the author would like to distance himself from Duncan's comments because at some point he would quite like to get invited to one of Elton John's big bashes and figures that slagging of one of his best friends isn't the way to go about it.

Anyway, the party was great.